Ma, am I adopted? Of course not, why would you say that? The DNA test says I don't match anybody in this family. Darling, David did a DNA test and it says he ain't our son. Well, obviously. What do you mean, obviously? First night in the hospital, that baby wouldn't stop screaming. You told me to go change him. So I did, and I'm proud of the one I
His whole life turned out to be a lie. I have been married for 51 years. Got two sons. 42 and 40. Damn deadbeats. I'm still supporting the little boogers. Needed to take a test to see if any of us had a kidney good enough for my brother. Found out something interesting. They ain't my kids. They're somebody else's.
I asked you weren't mine. The only reason why I asked you weren't mine is because we were each other's side piece. I had a woman, you had a man. So it could have been either his or yours 'cause we definitely weren't strapping up. So that's the only reason why I asked that question. But here we are 20 years later and I need to find out if that's my
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